Posted by: feralfish | March 31, 2008

“Shanking, it’s a verb. To shank.”

So what if daddy doing time for sexually assaulting a minor or putting three bullets into a convenience store clerk during a botched robbery! Does that really mean we should suffer by having trouble finding appropriate greeting cards to send him?! No way!

“With more than 2.5 million people incarcerated in the Unites States today, I saw that there was a tremendous need,” she said.

Some express simple good wishes: “We are all praying for you while you do your time.”

But most show a tougher sort of love. A Christmas greeting partly reads: “You had the choice to be ‘naughty or nice.’ And you chose … Oh well, now you have to do your time.”

Cheathem said she came up with the cards when her brother-in-law served 11 months in prison. She said she went searching for the appropriate greeting card, but couldn’t find what she was looking for.

“There weren’t any cards on the shelf that said anything like,
‘Hey, you must make better choices,’” she said.

How about not reminding your loved one every time that you communicate with them that they’re in prison and that’s bad. I’m pretty sure that the feeling of another man’s genitals finding their way between his soapy butt cheeks in the showers is probably all the reminder that daddy needs.

Thanks Neatorama.

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