Posted by: feralfish | March 12, 2008

Giant space robot

Bleep bloop!

Astronauts plan to take off for the International Space Station on Tuesday where they will assemble a massive two-armed robot named Dextre. Once built, the 3,400 pound robot will be 12-feet tall and feature 11-foot arms. Dextre was designed by the Canadian Space Agency to conduct external work on the space station.

While I love the idea of giant space robots, it kinda freaks me out that his robopenis has “Canada” right across it. It’s like a really bad tattoo decision. Plus that’s not gonna strike a delicate, vulnerability exposing balance of fear/lust in any space monsters he takes on. I think it should say “Foe Hammer” or “Mega Pain Dick” or something. Get on that space scientists.

via: Boing Boing

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