Do you like Dominoes pizza? Want to get $1000 worth of gift certificates for their delicious pizzas? All you have to do is name your child after their pizza!
On Friday, Leap Day, Domino’s ended a bribe promotion for their BRKLYN style pizza. The contest gave the first sucker on Leap Day, who named their newborn Brooklyn or Brklyn or Brook Lynn (any version of the name), $1,000 in Domino’s pizza gift certificates.
Ok, so it’s after the city their pizza is named for…but still. Word of warning though, my brother dated a girl who after breaking up with him started going out with a boy named Rainbow (seriously). She later broke up with him, but through this connection news of later events in his life filtered back to us. Rainbow later went on to kill his parents, hiding his mother’s body under a pile of dirty clothes until the cops finally came for him. True story. So, spare a thought on young Rainbow before you go naming your child something retarded.
Thanks Yes But No But Yes.