Posted by: feralfish | February 29, 2008

Real Hero!

I'm sorry, the food court is closed!

Next time you stop into the mall for an Orange Julius (do they still exist?) know that you’re in good hands. Mall ninjas patrol our shopping meccas and I for one feel a little bit safer knowing this.

I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. … If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.

Powerful words from a powerful man.

Thanks Boing Boing. Link to the Shrine of the Mall Ninja.

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