Dear Aunt Madge,
It’s me, your darling Feral Fishie. I’m writing you to let you know that I’m starting my very own blog on the actual Internet! I thought it was time for me to share my love of this strange and wonderful digital world with others. Now I know you always worry about me, so I’ll be sending you updates from time to time to let you know how this venture of mine is going. Wish me luck, Aunt Madge!