You’ve gotta know that if you start a Jedi religion sooner or later the Sith (in a trash bag) are gonna show up (drunk) to issue some beat downs (with a crutch). This kind of thing has been going on since long ago and our involvement in these religious struggles just brings them less far away. Pull our boys out of The Rebellion, senators! We can’t win this war!

Thanks to Warren Ellis.

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