I’m disabled!

via: My Confined Space

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Here’s a little trauma to wake up to. This one is an oldie, but a goodie. Fair warning, there’s puppies, but there’s also unspeakable terror. As a side note, I used this as part of a valentine one year. Look if you dare! (not safe for eyeballs anywhere)

Topless Robot has a top 10 list of the most ridiculously stereotyped fighting game characters. It’s a good read, as you can no doubt see by the photo of the Scotsman shooting a fireball from beneath his kilt.

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This man is a monster. He will drink as much pee and eat as many bugs and snakes for second breakfast as it takes to get the ring to the mountain. And if he needs to gut a hobbit or two to sleep in for the night, so be it.

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More Black Belt Jones. Because after outsmarting the bad guys, you gotta eat!

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We’re gonna go with a link on this one instead of directly embedding it in the post. Why? Not because the content of a teenager lighting his crotch on fire then having his friends kick stomp it out is too extreme, no. But it is a nearly 5 megabyte animated gif file. Ouch. I’m not sure if it’s funnier if it were set up before hand, or spontaneous. But one thing is for sure, it IS damn funny.

Watch the crotch stomping goodness!

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3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot

By BRIAN ROGERS
Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle

Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man’s grave, left with the head and turned it into a “bong.”

Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.

Oh those ghouls and their marijuana. I don’t care how goth and spooky you are, don’t do drugs out of the dead kids.

via: Illseed (Huston Chronicle article link)

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Vrooooooooom!

Thanks Evolve Happy.

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From How I Spent My Stimulus Check comes this little dog who’s owners spent their stimulus checks turning him into Mega Man.

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From the makers of Star Wreck comes Iron Sky. It looks like a bit more dark comedy (where as Star Wreck was straight parody). The site and trailer both look fantastic, and the concept is awesome. Space Nazis FTW.

Thanks Warren Ellis.

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